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The name's Abigayle. I'm 15 and an actress in training! I'm ready to live life, but first i must find myself, and so should you.

bagmilk:

dew u wernna baild a snewmon

clumsypot:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man

arinschins:

he’s twelve

mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

fandomsandconservativelogic:

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

Imagine how many more water balloon fights you could have next summer when you don’t have to fill and tie them all individually and they’re environmentally friendly!

versacesquad:

Tfw she say “brb shower” and you have to control the urge to say “can I join lol”

slapdancing:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

Do you got buns?

slapdancing:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

Do you got buns?

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son